Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

whats chinese noodles

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

I told you it would happen

Membean

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Knock knock What?

Anti Joke

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