- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

child labor

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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