Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Do you know the muffin man? No

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Grammer is very important

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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