Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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