What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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