Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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That's what she didn't say

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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