- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

womens rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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