- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

This is not a joke or is it

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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