What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Women's rights

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Christians pornstars.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Anti Joke

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