why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Hello Braydon

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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