A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What's funnier than 68 69

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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