Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Adele walks into the stables

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

what did the old lady die of old age...

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

i have to pee out my ass.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

brock has small hands for a small job

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

this is not a joke. jks

Three black men were walking...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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