How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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