- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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