What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

whats 2+2 equal? 4

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

9/11

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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