Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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WHAT????

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Membean

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Knock knock What?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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