You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Hello Braydon

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

I <3 Hitler

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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