run farther?

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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whats chinese noodles

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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