- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

woman's rights

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

I am a women

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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