- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

why did katy fall off her bike?

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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