- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

a man checks his mypsace

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?