- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A blind man walks into a wall.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Grammer is very important

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