Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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knock knock no ones home

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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