- Anti Joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.