A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Women's rights

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I told you it would happen

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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