- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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