Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Adele walks into the stables

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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