- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Cripples are lame.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.