- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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