- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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