- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

Roses come in a variety of colors.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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