- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get off my porch.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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