- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Because she has down's syndrome

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

A white person at Harvard

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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