- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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