- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

roses are red. violets are violet...

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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