- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Roses come in a variety of colors.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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