What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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