What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A sober Amy Winehouse

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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