Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Do you know what color comes after 9?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do I hate? people

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops