I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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ass.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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420

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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