- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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