- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

GADZOOKS!

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

penus

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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