- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

womens rights.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Grammer is very important

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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