What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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bryden is a faggot

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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You just read this ..

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