Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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i am and me is i

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Women's rights

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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The Christian Bible.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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