What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Women's rights

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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