Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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