- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Your mom is so fat...

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How old are you? 20

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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