leon harney ya pikey

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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HURT

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Anti Joke

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