WEED!

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Gangnam style

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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